I’m thinking of taking up a collection to buy England a makeover

I used to think that the dearth of attractive women on BBC programs just reflected a more grown-up approach to casting where talent was considered over looks. But if this how their centerfold models look I fear we are talking about a serious transatlantic hotness gap.

Apart from the plainness factor, it’s a cute spoof.

P.S. OK, I thought of one gorgeous Englishwoman. Can anyone name another? (And no, Zooey Deschanel doesn’t qualify).