The new Dennis Armchair 3!

A Fast, Reusable, Pocket-s1zed Alcohol embryo Detect1on Dev1ce for Use Anywhere, Anyt1me

I was alerted to this exciting device via email this morning. It comes in the nick of time. My need for swift, accurate detection of alchohol embryos is well known. Anyone with a liquor breeding program as advanced as mine can’t afford to lose valuable embryonic drinks because of slow, bulky detectors.

I’m going to order me a Dennis Armchair 3 today!

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  1. Is this the same guy who sells oceanfront property in Arizona?

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