And now, a message for alternative boutiques and trendy “vintage” clothing stores:
Men wear clothes too, asshats!
Summary of this afternoon:
“Can I help you find anything? Menswear? Yes, we have a section, follow me. Right this way, down the hall, behind the restroom. That’s right, the milk crate in the closet. Just move those paint cans off the top. Let me know if you need any more help!”