I find that my schedule is empty this Saturday, the 24th. Whereas avivahg will be absconding with the Wheels for the duration of the day, and whereas I have no pressing home improvement projects with which to occupy my time, it is likely that I will be faced with the dread spectre of Boredom and his unsavory cousin, Cabin Fever. Therefore, I am making myself available for abduction at the very reasonable rate of Nothing Whatever. Avdis are huggable, easily amused and highly decorative. They are happy to tag along to most anything. Those wishing to kidnap me must provide only suitable transportation and some notion of a destination, as my higher decision-making faculties will be shut down for maintenance that day.
Highly decorative? So I could hang you on a wall?
Perhaps he could be placed on a table, decoratively duct-taped to the wall, and have the table removed from beneath him?
You think beautifully. 🙂 *checks the load-bearing weight of nearby wall, cross-referenced against the weight of an average Avdi*
“Those wishing to kidnap me must provide only suitable transportation and some notion of a destination”
now if thats not asking for trouble from aliens, i don’t know what is. i’m calling mulder and scully right now so they can be ready!
DAMN! If I didn’t have to work every weekend from here to Redemption, I might be tempted to take you up on that.
But good luck in being rented.
Would you like to come and help out at a Tae kwon Do tournament?
If so call me in the morning, before ten. 0858 first three number should be the same as yours.
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