Pious Augustus is a fucking pussy. He cried like a little bitch when I broke his precious Essence of Uliaoth. It was annoying, so I killed him with his own stick. Then Xelotath got all full of herself, like she was all that and it wasn’t me who summoned her ass in the first place. So I bitch-slapped her and sent her to her room for a millenia. Ungrateful prat.
There’s something surreal about having giant bugs whizzing by on the way to work.
There was something else, but I forget now.