I don’t like what it says about me, that despite having the childish wonder with which I looked forward to new Star Wars films punctured, trodden into the mud, and shat upon by Episodes I and II, I still feel a tiny thrill of excitement at the rumor that Lucas might be making Episodes VII-IX after all.
Oh well. If nothing else, I got this hilarious Slashdot post out of it. Excerpt:
A CURIOUS MALADY
Soon after the dubiously abrupt collapse of the Empire, the Galaxy finds itself confronting a new threat. Emboldened by their decisive victory at the Battle of Endor, militant EWOKS are wreaking terror on several helpless star systems, whose colossal battleships and armored troops are of no more avail against the Ewoks’ invincible logs and pointy sticks than the Empire’s Walkers and Stormtroopers proved to be.
Read the whole thing, it’s great.