I made this half-pony, half monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much?
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined pony
Making a gift for you?
– Jonathan Coulton – Skullcrusher Mountain
EDIT: If you liked that, there’s more here.