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There’s a new sign up in the bathroom here at work.  It has step-by-step directions on how to wash your hands.  Apparently the process involves water, soap, and rubbing the hands together.  Who knew?

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  1. Well, whoever that person is, you know, the one who always manages to touch the handle right before you have to leave the bathroom, that guy doesn’t apparently know.

  2. OC

    This is just creepy.
    Today there are signs posted around the studio…can you guess?…
    Yes! Instructions for proper hand washing.
    Complete with CDC seal.

    Are people that obsessive/compulsive, paranoid or (on the other side of the spectrum) that unclean?

    1. Re: OC

      A few weeks ago, right after the news about the scarcity of flu vaccine broke, the bathroom suddenly acquired a row of antibacterial hand-soap bottles to complement the wall-mounted soap dispensers. I’m not sure what that is supposed to accomplish against a virus, but I don’t think it’s coincidence.

      I’m waiting for them to pass around leaflets instructing us to sleep with the windows closed and wear amulets to ward off the evil eye.

  3. Ohhh, you have to use water! I knew there was a reason why it wasn’t working!

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