Creeped out

Ever had someone tell you that you did something wierd and/or embarrassing in your sleep that you have absolutely no recollection of?

I never did trust that chaotic maw of oblivion which engulfs my mind for somewhere between 4 and 9 hours every night, and now I feel vindicated.  Sleep is a vile Illuminati conspiracy.  Someday I will find a way to cast off it’s sinister grip.

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  1. David once punched me in his sleep. And apparently, I talk in mine. And not nice things, too.

  2. I have a long, long list of weird things I’ve done in my sleep.

  3. I just have weird dreams…

    I’ve only been known to talk in my sleep once, and that was a long, long time ago. So far I’ve never done it again, and I intend to keep it that way.

    Wait… make that twice. I once screamed when I woke up from a nightmare. There’ve also been a few other weird things. For example, getting an injury in your sleep and waking up and for a few minutes thinking it’s still there… that’s creepy…

  4. lol… i used to scream for my mother in my sleep as a child. last year though i apparently took to elbowing bru in the head. mmm… good times… now a days i wake up with my ‘toys’ in my hands/pants… i’d really like to know what’s going on there!

  5. I’ve been known to laugh in my sleep (but not remember the joke when I was woken up). Another time I kicked my cat off the end of my bed when I dreamed I was stepping desperately on the brake to prevent a collision (I woke up when my indignant cat hit the floor). I could go on, but I don’t want to really embarrass myself here… lol

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