Dammit… why can’t my car be subject to “sudden and unexplained cleaning events”?

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  1. WTF?! How can they just say that and offer not even a theory as to the mechanism?

    1. Maybe the Stone kids have taken up probe-washing in order to supplement their bike business…

      1. Hmm, good theory, but I’d be more comfortable if it wasn’t based on fiction.

  2. i read an earlier story about this where they just sort of mentioned that things got better without any explanation. seemed kinda creepy….

  3. Watch, at some point they will mention “spontaneous decoration”, and expect us to believe that wind-driven space dust motes randomly etched “kilroy was here” on one of the satellites… 😀

    1. hey, in an infinite universe, anything is possible…

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