Since I’ve been drinking a lot of them lately…
Red Bull: I haven’t actually consumed on of these lately, it’s just here as a baseline. This drink is the answer to the question “Mommy, what does yuck taste like?” Keeps the drinker awake using a similar principle to the one behind repeated slaps to the face.
AMP: Drinkable. Barely.
SoBe Adrenaline Rush: Probably the best attempt I’ve tasted so far at making a a buttload of of stimulants and B-vitamins taste faintly palatable.
SoBe No Fear: Not quite as good as Adrenaline Rush, but it’s BIG.
Monster: Hideously medicinal on the first swig, but quickly becomes more palatable as your mouth grows accustomed to it. Either that or the instantly addictive nature of it’s stimulant payload causes your brain to disregard taste in it’s blind rush to get another fix.
Stacker-2 Stinger. Enraged Rasberry Flavor: Blecherous. May in fact be mislabelled anti-freeze. Avoid.