Inspired partly by a meme that’s making the rounds, and partly by a conversation with avivahg:
If you could have me write a post on anything at all, what would it be? Give me a topic, and I’ll do my best to write something about it. It could be something I’ve made reference to in the past that you’re curious about, something from my interests list, or something totally out of the blue. It’s up to you.
Then do the same for your friends list, or I’ll send ninja monkey assassins to kill you.