It is imperative that someone go to this event in my honor. I’m almost tempted to fly up just for this event. It’s a Bill Rebane film festival at the Orpheum Theatre, with guests Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Trace Beaulieu from Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
Bill Rebane, for those not in the know, was a director of classic films such as “Giant Spider Invasion” – films crafted from nothing but the finest Wisconsin cheese. SEE the repellent backwoods crap-farmer with his ominously stained back-brace! THRILL as Alan Hale (The Skipper from Gilligan’s Island) answers the phone! SCREAM as a badly-lit spider eats a man with it’s butt!
Seriously folks, you have to go to this. Do it for me.