Porn star to dine with Bush

And no, I’m not talking about creative ways to consume a cucumber.

Porn is bad, but evidently the money’s A-Okay.

The quotable Mary Carey:

I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove. Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!

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  1. “Money is the best aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well.”

    – The notebooks of Lazarus Long

  2. “Money is the best aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well.”

    – The notebooks of Lazarus Long

  3. hahahahahahahahaha

    That is so hilarious…

    now I wonder.. is this truly the porn industry getting into bed with the Republicans?? or is it just a publicity stunt for the Porn industry? Or are they engaging in a long term nefarious plan to alienate the top level crook/hypocrites at the head of the republican party from the actual true-believing base of christians who continually get scammed into voting against many of their interests by loud exhortations of “abortion is bad/gays are evil!”

    anyway.. it is truly hilarious.. I wonder if any big mainstream media like CNN or the other Networks will broadcast this on TV… I doubt it.. but I hope so…

    1. Re: hahahahahahahahaha

      I don’t think it’s any of the above… just a particularly publicity-savvy porn (see Carey’s recent bid for the California governership) company buying some exposure. And some legitimacy while they are at it.

      Actually, I thought Carey sounded like one of the more sensible candidates back when I was reading her campaign stuff. And I almost think there’s a grain of truth to her quote… if certain people could chill out and just enjoy some wholesome porn, the resulting release of tension might benefit the whole country…

      DC is such a bizarre alternate universe. In some ways it’s even more fake than Hollywood.

    2. Re: hahahahahahahahaha

      I don’t think it’s any of the above… just a particularly publicity-savvy porn (see Carey’s recent bid for the California governership) company buying some exposure. And some legitimacy while they are at it.

      Actually, I thought Carey sounded like one of the more sensible candidates back when I was reading her campaign stuff. And I almost think there’s a grain of truth to her quote… if certain people could chill out and just enjoy some wholesome porn, the resulting release of tension might benefit the whole country…

      DC is such a bizarre alternate universe. In some ways it’s even more fake than Hollywood.

  4. hahahahahahahahaha

    That is so hilarious…

    now I wonder.. is this truly the porn industry getting into bed with the Republicans?? or is it just a publicity stunt for the Porn industry? Or are they engaging in a long term nefarious plan to alienate the top level crook/hypocrites at the head of the republican party from the actual true-believing base of christians who continually get scammed into voting against many of their interests by loud exhortations of “abortion is bad/gays are evil!”

    anyway.. it is truly hilarious.. I wonder if any big mainstream media like CNN or the other Networks will broadcast this on TV… I doubt it.. but I hope so…

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