So I went to the Security presentation they’ve been advertising around here. They said there would be pizza, and I didn’t have any lunch money today.

I was five minutes late. There was one slice of pizza left.

I watched their little Operational Security video. I learned that if I want to keep my operations secure, I should deploy a decoy force using plain-text radio messages 47 miles southwest of my actual target. I’m not sure how to apply this to writing software.

Then I watched the brief “inspirational presentation”, featuring photos of September 11th set to “I’m Proud to be an American” by John Jingo McPatriot. I’m not sure what this had to do with security. Maybe it was a warning that if I don’t keep my operations secure, Al Qaeda will fly a 757 into my desk.

I am not amused.

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  1. You’re number one on their target list.

  2. And i suppose someone is making a living giving bs presentations like this….

  3. sorry but…

    I have to say that although you aren’t amused; I was amused by your sarcastic wit. 😛

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