The Feminine Mystique

OK, seriously, WTF?

The other day a guy called me “ma’am”.  Just now, while I was washing my hands in the men’s room, a guy walked in and did the ole’ “oops-is-this-the-wrong-room?” double take.

I cut my hair.  I haven’t worn a skirt since… I can’t remember when.  And still I get this?

Do I need a shirt that says I Have a Cock in big block letters printed front and back?

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  1. If you buy that tshirt, let me know from where….

  2. And post a picture, too! ^^

  3. you could be a trap.

  4. I was hoping you’d come around soon.

    needz moar macro, y/y?

  5. You just exude femine. 😛

  6. A+ double entendre.

  7. Ironically, I have a friend who would give just about anything, maybe even his cock to have what you just described happen to him.

    See, this proves it. We need to do away with sex-change operations and simply develop body-transference operations.


    No, all kidding aside. I hear you, I’ve seldom gotten such but on one occasion with my long hair from behind had been mistaken. But I make an ugly woman…you, not so much I guess.

    Though I am inclined to agree that the beard would help. Wish I had better answers for ya, sorry.

  8. Well, I’VE never seen your cock…wait…what were we talking about?

    Oh yeah, I feel your pain. I get called ma’am on the phone all the time just b/c I speak far too politely to be a guy apparently.

  9. You sure got a purty mouth…

  10. Hell, now *I* want that t-shirt!!

  11. Then you might have people coming up and asking you what hormones you’re taking for your gender change.

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