Report: Arkansas birds were bludgeoned to death by invisible fairies

The mass deaths of thousands of red-winged blackbirds in Arkansas was caused by “blunt force trauma,” according to a new report by the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission.

Remember that weird bird kill that everyone explained wen’t really that strange or unusual? Well, it just got weird again. It seems 5,000 birds dropped out of the sky due to blunt-force trauma.

I’m hearing the X-Files theme in my head right now.

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