The Military Splits – The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan

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I wonder of those are single-seaters or double-seaters? If double, that’s gotta be an interesting conversation.

“So… bombing protesters…”

“Yeah…”

“You’re OK with this, right… I mean I totally support our glorious leader…”

“Well, sure, I mean, me too. I mean as long as you’re cool with it.”

“I mean it’s not like we have a choice…”

“No, of course not, it’s our duty…”

“…unless the protesters win. Not that they will…”

“…right, they don’t have a chance. Of course if they DID win…”

“…you know I hear there’s a great new schwarma place in Malta…”

“…I think I heard about that place too. I guess we could could always bomb the protesters on the way back…”

“…oh sure, plenty of time…”

“…and I AM pretty hungry…”

“…me too. Hungry for liberation. I mean schwarma.”

“…so I think we understand each other, then…”

“loud and clear, man, loud and clear”.

“HQ THIS IS FLIGHT FOUR-NINER. WE HAVE SUFFERED A MALFUNCTION AND ARE MAKING AN EMERGENCY LANDING IN MALTA. REQUEST THAT MUDEROUS BASTARD QADDAFI JUMP UP A CAMELS BUTT. NO NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE.

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