I wonder of those are single-seaters or double-seaters? If double, that’s gotta be an interesting conversation.
“So… bombing protesters…”
“You’re OK with this, right… I mean I totally support our glorious leader…”
“Well, sure, I mean, me too. I mean as long as you’re cool with it.”
“I mean it’s not like we have a choice…”
“No, of course not, it’s our duty…”
“…unless the protesters win. Not that they will…”
“…right, they don’t have a chance. Of course if they DID win…”
“…you know I hear there’s a great new schwarma place in Malta…”
“…I think I heard about that place too. I guess we could could always bomb the protesters on the way back…”
“…oh sure, plenty of time…”
“…and I AM pretty hungry…”
“…me too. Hungry for liberation. I mean schwarma.”
“…so I think we understand each other, then…”
“loud and clear, man, loud and clear”.
“HQ THIS IS FLIGHT FOUR-NINER. WE HAVE SUFFERED A MALFUNCTION AND ARE MAKING AN EMERGENCY LANDING IN MALTA. REQUEST THAT MUDEROUS BASTARD QADDAFI JUMP UP A CAMELS BUTT. NO NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE.