Important message for you!

Yes, you, anonymous Internet friend.

In this day of Facetwits and Linkbooks, it’s vitally important that we publicly declare ourselves vis-a-vis:

  • Who (and what) we hate; and
  • Who (and what) we love.

So I think it’s high time we got this out on the table. Maybe cleared the air between us.

I don’t hate you.

I don’t hate your kitten memes, or your baby pictures.

I don’t hate your SUV or your electric car or your fixie.

I don’t hate your music. I don’t hate your celebrity crush.

I don’t hate your diet choices or your leisure habits.

I don’t hate your politics.

I don’t hate your kids or your pets.

I don’t hate your TV shows or your fashion sense.

I don’t hate your fears.

I don’t even hate you for hating any of that stuff.

In fact, I kind of like you. Or if we haven’t met, chances are I’d like you once I got to know you. I’ll bet you have a nice smile.

I’d like to have a beer with you sometime. Or tea, if you don’t do beer.

That’s all I wanted to say. Thanks for hearing me out.

I hope we can still be friends!

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