I think I might need to poop.
I’d better find a really good spot just in case.
Yep, gotta poop.
Maybe this is a good spot. Or maybe that spot would be better?
Really gotta poop.
Gotta find the right spot!
Must find perfect spot! So much depends on this!
OH DEAR GOD GOTTA POOP RIGHT NOW!
BUT WHAT IF THIS IS AN INFERIOR SPOT?!! UP, BUTT! UP!
NOOO BUTT! STOP THAT! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME! I CAN SEE THE PERFECT SPOT FROM HERE! CURSE YOU, TREACHEROUS BUTT! CURSE YOU, IMPATIENT POOP!
Oh man, I feel better. Let’s get outta here, I think somebody pooped.