I’ve got Mazzy Star going through my head.
I’m really, really not into what I’m supposed to be doing here at work.
I’m checking LJ obsessively.
I’m watching the clock.
If anyone wants to chat with me, now would be a good time…
…now that I’ve got your attention…
Reading sex books is a lot more fun with a lover.
One thing the books never tell you, though, is that if you’re not careful, shaving your ass will make your farts louder. Who knew?
Did you know nonoxynol-9 is bad for you?
Hmmm… I don’t seem to have any other items of sexual trivia today. Oh, except this: Your hair, on his skin – it’s a wonderful combination. Try it.
If my past observation of blogs is any indication, this post will attract more comments than any other in it’s history. Come on citizens of the internet, do your duty!