You Were Nice This Year!

You’re an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa’s list.
You probably didn’t even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you’re a Mormon, you’ve probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?
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  1. Sure…let it all go to your head…


    1. I direct your attention to the icon I selected for this post…

      1. LOL

        I am still sending you “coal” for your stocking (or charcoal gelt instead of chocolate gelt)


  2. I am actually hoping to get lots of coal in my stocking this year.

    I’m going to collect it, and then sell it on ebay.

    1. I used to get a piece of coal every year (except my parents once gave me a bucket of ‘coal’ (licorice) and another year they gave me a print out cause they couldn’t find any coal)

      1. I guess my “coal” would be any article of clothing my Mom thought would look good on me that she felt compeled to purchase for Christmas!

  3. I got the same damn result.

    1. Really???

      How did that happen? I got the

      You Were Very Naughty This Year!

      Naughty, naughty! You’ve given Santa a broken heart.
      You probably won’t get anything from Mr. Claus
      Except for a well deserved spanking
      (Which you’ll probably enjoy, you sicko!)

      And I know that we danced together back in June…

      You guys have to come and stay in Madison more… 😉

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