Bush Anxious to Learn More of Deep Throat

Headline of the Month, courtesy the Washington Post.

I hear he’s commissioned a fact-finding comission of top white house aide accompanied by carefully selected interns to help him get to the bottom of this issue. Laura Bush could not be reached for comment; according to a spokesperson she “has a headache”.

EDIT: It seems vaguely apropos of this entry that I had a dream last night in which I was being felated by Marian from the BBC television show “Waiting for God”. Anyone familiar with the show will readily understand why I expect to spend tonight’s dream-time vigorously scrubbing my boy-parts, followed by a visit to a dream-doctor to have a full slate of tests run.

And no, she doesn’t deep throat that well. In case you were wondering.

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  1. I have no doubt, Bush has never been deep throated in his life.

    1. No? The man was apparently quite the party animal in his youth, and if money and political connections can’t buy you a deep-throating, what the hell CAN they buy?

    2. No? The man was apparently quite the party animal in his youth, and if money and political connections can’t buy you a deep-throating, what the hell CAN they buy?

    3. On the other hand, answering my own question, Clinton was leader of the free world and was desperate enough to fool around with that Lewinsky chick. I guess power doesn’t automatically get you hot, sexually proficient women (or men). That should serve as a warning to all the misunderstood would-be evil-geniuses out there: even ultimate power won’t necessarily get you the tail you envy.

      1. Humpf…well, if it turns out I can’t get laid by being evil then I don’t want to be evil.

        Umm, let’s see…what else is there?

      2. Humpf…well, if it turns out I can’t get laid by being evil then I don’t want to be evil.

        Umm, let’s see…what else is there?

    4. On the other hand, answering my own question, Clinton was leader of the free world and was desperate enough to fool around with that Lewinsky chick. I guess power doesn’t automatically get you hot, sexually proficient women (or men). That should serve as a warning to all the misunderstood would-be evil-geniuses out there: even ultimate power won’t necessarily get you the tail you envy.

  2. I have no doubt, Bush has never been deep throated in his life.

  3. I’m guessing Laura has a lot of “headaches” where GW is concerned!

    It’s great to know that he’s going to waste more of our money to have his staff help him get to the bottom of the issue, ie: have other people read for him!

    One can imagine White House aides reading GW a bedtime story about Watergate and Deep Throat. He’s gonna be saddened to find out it has nothing to do with Linda Lovelace!

    It’s probably good for him to know more about deep throat…
    he already knows a lot about f*cking the world up the ass.
    I guess it’s time for a new position!

  4. I’m guessing Laura has a lot of “headaches” where GW is concerned!

    It’s great to know that he’s going to waste more of our money to have his staff help him get to the bottom of the issue, ie: have other people read for him!

    One can imagine White House aides reading GW a bedtime story about Watergate and Deep Throat. He’s gonna be saddened to find out it has nothing to do with Linda Lovelace!

    It’s probably good for him to know more about deep throat…
    he already knows a lot about f*cking the world up the ass.
    I guess it’s time for a new position!

  5. I just wanna say, your LJ posts fucking crack me up. πŸ™‚

    1. Pleased to be of service πŸ™‚

    2. Pleased to be of service πŸ™‚

  6. I just wanna say, your LJ posts fucking crack me up. πŸ™‚

  7. I had a dream last night in which I was being felated by Marian from the BBC television show “Waiting for God”.
    ewwwww freaking weirdo gerentophile.

    1. Not Diana, you putz, Marian. You know, Tom’s drunken slut of a daughter-in-law.

      1. lol, I don’t remember, I’ve only seen it like three times. Still gross though.

      2. lol, I don’t remember, I’ve only seen it like three times. Still gross though.

    2. Not Diana, you putz, Marian. You know, Tom’s drunken slut of a daughter-in-law.

  8. I had a dream last night in which I was being felated by Marian from the BBC television show “Waiting for God”.
    ewwwww freaking weirdo gerentophile.

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