So I’m a level 1 Yeoman, and I’m the proud owner of a tame unicorn (I know, lucky, right?). I’m low on HP, and I’m being chased by a troll and a jackal. I’m riding the unicorn, so I give it a kick to encourage it to run faster. Naturally, the unicorn throws me off, and I hit the ground and die.
I may die constantly in Slash’EM, but at least I never die the same way twice.