I’m always so tempted to fill in something silly in the “Job Title” field of official forms. “Hamster Tickler”. “Fondue Technician”.

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  1. Don’t knock the Fondue Technician. That’s a high profile position at certain high scale eating establishments.


  2. I tend to put “Scientition” (see simpsons quotes) My management said they’d back me up on it.
    go ahead
    ok so when they call they can ask if I’m a scientition
    Yes but we’ll respond “that’s incorrect, he’s a SENIOR scientition”

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