I’m not of the opinion that you need to go to jail or get fired for this kind of stuff, but I don’t work for the school board, who can’t get enough of shit like this. Maybe you’ve never been to one of their meetings. Euugh. Adjudicating moral panics looks like work, and “looking like they’re working” is all these people ever do. They are unremarkable in virtually every other capacity, but their “hand-wringing” muscles recall a young Arnold Schwarzeneggar.