Yes, there ARE people who disturb me in public restrooms.
Bathroom attendants.
WHY IS THIS MAN TALKING TO ME IN A BATHROOM? NO, I DO NOT WANT ANY COLOGNE! WHY IS THERE EVEN A BATHROOM ATTENDANT IN THIS SKETCHY-ASS BOURBON STREET DIVE BAR? INSTEAD OF A GUY IN CHARGE OF CLEANING THE ROACHES OUT OF THE URINAL? AM I SUPPOSED TO TIP YOU NOW FOR BEING HERE AND LISTENING TO ME PEE? AM I A BAD PERSON IF I DON’T TIP YOU? THANKS FOR RUINING MY ENTIRE RESTROOM EXPERIENCE, BATHROOM ATTENDANT MAN!
Seriously, there should be a law.