I woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning. It’s one of those mornings I just feel generally dissatisfied and out-of-sorts, but I can’t put my finger on why. Maybe the recent spate of weekend revelry has left me feeling uncompleted when my nights end with a whimper instead of a bang. Maybe I’m too horny for my own good. Maybe I just need a nice hot shower. Yeah, that sounds nice.