OKCupid can be creepy. Going through user photos for the hell of it, I come across a photo of avivahg. And another. And another. And then the same one over again. It won’t show me anyone else. Wholda’ thunk a computer dating program could be such a vigilant chaperone?
In other news… on an IQ test, our new dog would score somewhere between asparagus and lint. Here’s her idea of what to do when certain common events occur:
- Master attaches leash
- Roll over, paw air
- “Here girl!”
- Piss on the floor.
- Go for a walk
- Run in circles and stand in front of master at every opportunity. Do very best to “hold it”, no matter how urgently I needed to go before the walk.
- Hear a car coming
- Stand in middle of road, looking alertly in the wrong direction.