So OKCupid has made it possible to retake their profile test. I originally came out as the Slow Dancer (awww, isn’t he sweeeeet!). This time I came out as the Gentleman. Gah! OK, it’s reasonably accurate, but this site seems determined to peg me as some kind of insufferably perfect Nice Guy. When it’s obvious that what I really am is the False Messiah. Your own personal Jesus, baby!