Bah

June 10, 2004 24 Comments

So OKCupid has made it possible to retake their profile test. I originally came out as the Slow Dancer (awww, isn’t he sweeeeet!). This time I came out as the Gentleman. Gah! OK, it’s reasonably accurate, but this site seems determined to peg me as some kind of insufferably perfect Nice Guy. When it’s obvious that what I really am is the False Messiah. Your own personal Jesus, baby!

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  1. ex_greymaide85 June 10, 2004 at 15:48

    The hair doesn’t make you Jesus 😉

    I think you need a goatee too. . .

    1. avivahg June 10, 2004 at 16:22

      I think you need a goatee too. . .

      It’s impossible for him to grow a goatee.

      1. chibitig1 June 10, 2004 at 16:29

        *cringes at the thought* NO! negative on fuzz!

        i am the maid of honor…*shrugs*

      2. avdi June 10, 2004 at 16:29

        I haven’t tried lately… but I’m not going to, either. 😛 Yuck!

        …you girls and your silly facial-hair fetishes 😉

      3. ex_greymaide85 June 10, 2004 at 17:00

        Too bad. I’m pretty sure it says somewhere in The Jesus Handbook that Jesus has to have facial hair.

        Alas.

        1. avdi June 10, 2004 at 17:03

          I’ll glue on some brown yarn next time I’m Jesusing.

          1. sharissa June 10, 2004 at 17:22

            LOL… go as Jesus and the 12 diciples for Halloween.

            On second thought…nevermind. Unless you’d like to portray a goth Messiah with female as well as male diciples..which could be really cool, actually… hmm…

            Sorry, don’t pay attention to my ramblings… I’m feeling nutty today.

          2. avdi June 10, 2004 at 17:30

            Just nubile young scantily-clad female disciples for me, thank you…

          3. sharissa June 10, 2004 at 17:47

            Lesbian, bi, or straight? 😉

          4. chibitig1 June 10, 2004 at 17:50

            all of the above! 🙂

          5. sharissa June 10, 2004 at 17:52

            Towards what purpose? The corruption of the straight? The amusement of the bi and lesbian?

            Okay, I’ll confess… sounds like a party!!

          7. sharissa June 10, 2004 at 19:06

            Out of the 12, it looks like we have 3 volunteers. Any other takes (must be femme)?

            Now we just need Avdi to turn the water into wine and we’ll be set. (grin)

            Avivhg, I vote you in as head mistress… er, I mean, diciple.

          8. grace_unbound June 11, 2004 at 04:32

            i volunteer to be one of the disciples… sounds fun. *twinkle*

          9. sharissa June 11, 2004 at 13:39

            Welcome to the group! As 4th diciple, you get a handy staff, robes, and access to the Holy Avdi. What a bargain!

            (Yes, I’m in a mood this morning)

          10. avdi June 11, 2004 at 15:23

            Shades of the Avdi Appreciation Society… (were you around for that?)

          11. sharissa June 11, 2004 at 15:52

            No… that must have been before my time. Sounds interesting though.. 🙂

          12. avivahg June 11, 2004 at 13:11

            “Lady Grimm” I will respond to. “Mistress”? *raises eyebrow* Dunno ’bout that.

          13. sharissa June 11, 2004 at 13:37

            (bowing low) The most venerable Lady Grimm.

            (grin)

          14. ashanden June 10, 2004 at 22:05

            mmmm party, and yes, i can put on a dress and look good >:)

          15. chibitig1 June 10, 2004 at 22:23

            wait, this involves wearing a dress?? eeee….

          16. ashanden June 10, 2004 at 22:25

            well, i hope not, but i have parts that need to be covered in order to attend >:)

          17. avivahg June 11, 2004 at 13:12

            !

            No, you! Stay out of a dress! Trust me on this. Some men were not made to fit into dresses.

          18. sharissa June 12, 2004 at 23:58

            You sound familiar… are you on Xnet?

            What kind of dress?

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