Unorthodox Stress-Relief Techniques

Today’s spam:

Subject: Tired of meeting all the wrong people?

Pummel a skirt this afternoon.

Color me skeptical, but I don’t think that’s going to make me feel any better.

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  1. clothing abuse

    yknow – i knocked my skirt around for hours today, threw it against walls, stepped on it – and i dont feel one bit better! 😛

    1. Re: clothing abuse

      Sounds like you were doing your laundry indian-style.

      1. Re: clothing abuse

        yes, i wanted to teach it that existence is pain 😉 *hides before anyone gets offended by the buddhism joke*

        1. Re: clothing abuse


          I assume you did get my reference, but in case you didn’t, the traditional indian method of washing clothes involves a lot of vigorous thwapping of the clothes against a flat stone or concrete surface. When we handed our clothing off to the washerwoman, it was always with some trepidation regarding what condition they would return to us in…

          1. Re: clothing abuse

            i did get it 😛 but couldnt resist the joke

          2. Re: clothing abuse

            Clothing sadist 😉

  2. Try mine…. (it didn’t work for me) ;P

    Hello Jkopnick,

    Eternity is a very long time. If you or someone you care about to you has not accepted God please do so tody. The following prayer can save you or someone that you love.

    Say, “Oh God, save my soul. I’m so sorry that I have sinned against you, but I have come home. I will serve you, Lord, the rest of my life. Deliver me from all my sinful habits. Set me free! I do believe Jesus died on Calvary for me, and I believe in His blood, that there is power in His blood to wash away all my sins, all my sins!” Say, “Come into my heart, Jesus; come on in, Jesus. Come on in!”

    If you meant it, He has come. If you meant it, Jesus is yours. Start reading your Bible, pray daily and believe that somebody’s listening; His name is Jesus.

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  3. I don’t get spam.

    /me was very careful when she got her new email address to just not get on any spam lists. 🙂

  4. sounds reasonable..

    if by “skirt,” they mean “hot chick” and by “pummel,” they mean “have incredibly righteous sex with..”

    it’s all in the correct interpretation of slang methinks…

    1. Re: sounds reasonable..

      Yes, Captain Pedantic, I understood what they were getting at 😛

      I’m just amused by the terminology they used to slip it past my spam filter.

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