Remember the old food pyramid? Confusing, wasn’t it? All those little cubbyholes. And honestly, who could stay healthy eating a whole pyramid full of food every day of the week? Clearly, a changes were needed. And the USDA has stepped up to the task, and produced a new pyramid which I thnk you’ll all agree is superior in every way:
Isn’t that so much clearer? It breaks down foods into simple color categories (eat as many oranges as you like, but go easy on the eggplant!) Plus, that jaunty figure to the left leads the way up the pyramid towards a healthy, happy, food-free existance!
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Mmm, look at how much blood I could eat! It’s almost worth becoming a vampire for the sheer gluttony!
almost?
Well, I’d probably miss sunshine after awhile.
Th’s a small price to pay for all of that delicious blood! Obviously you need to see the Vampire Effect.
Th’s a small price to pay for all of that delicious blood! Obviously you need to see the Vampire Effect.
Well, I’d probably miss sunshine after awhile.
almost?
Mmm, look at how much blood I could eat! It’s almost worth becoming a vampire for the sheer gluttony!
yeah, i heard a story about that on NPR – they’ve even made it internet ready and personalized:
http://www.mypyramid.gov/
Yeah, that’s where I got the image.
Yeah, that’s where I got the image.
yeah, i heard a story about that on NPR – they’ve even made it internet ready and personalized:
http://www.mypyramid.gov/