Messages to my teenage self

1) You will meet and sometimes work with all your programming heroes;
write books; speak at conferences; etc. It will be pretty awesome.

2) STOP SPURNING ALL THE GIRLS WHO LOVE YOU, YOU POMPOUS ANGST-WRIDDEN MORON.

 

(Edit:I should probably clarify that this isn’t one of those “what could have been” laments. I just look back and laugh at what an joy-killing idiot I was sometimes.)

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