ATTENTION FEMALES OF THE PLANET EARTH
It has come to our attention that you are all irresistibly attracted to men who want babies, men who love babies, men who talk about babies and who have proven their ability to make babies by possessing one of their own.
I have at this juncture helped to manufacture a baby, thrown myself eagerly into a rigorous program of detailed birthing- and baby-related education, and am more than willing to discuss all things baby-related at the drop of the proverbial hat. In short, I AM NOW A SEX GOD.
COME AND ADORE ME, LADIES.
Shouldn’t that read “I am now a short sex God?”
I never thought to be of this planet and this proves it… 😉
You can worship me because I look good in a skirt. ‘k?
That sounds MUCH better! 😀
My husband has used a similar argument sometimes, and often throws in additional bits about his unquestionable virility after fathering three boys. I’ll tell you the same thing I tell him: Being a sex god does not get you out of changing diapers.
Although this became slightly less romantical by the addition of the phrase “manufactured” the baby…
Kidding. Congrats. You are clearly a virility god.
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