ATTENTION FEMALES OF THE PLANET EARTH
It has come to our attention that you are all irresistibly attracted to men who want babies, men who love babies, men who talk about babies and who have proven their ability to make babies by possessing one of their own.
I have at this juncture helped to manufacture a baby, thrown myself eagerly into a rigorous program of detailed birthing- and baby-related education, and am more than willing to discuss all things baby-related at the drop of the proverbial hat. In short, I AM NOW A SEX GOD.
COME AND ADORE ME, LADIES.