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“Lord knows we’ve learned the hard way / All about healthy apathy”

Just call me “Cat”. As in Red Dwarf.

It’s great that I’m popular. But couldn’t the people of the world COORDINATE their adoration of me?

Fat Farming

“–I have five senses, I need thousands more – at least.”

Balance Sheet

I understand your secret code now: you take a true statement, and invert it.

This is why I should never write sober.

Twitterpated

Is there anything worth seeing in Kansas City?